Showing posts with label fusion proglide. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fusion proglide. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

What got me going

It was this. WTF is this?!?
Are you kidding? Thank G-d Grandpa's Super Speed was there to remind me that there was a CHEAP, viable, and manly alternative. The Fusion Proglide Power is nothing less than a total and complete abomination. Ask yourself: would Robert Mitchum put one of these anywhere near his face? If you are one of the saps who use these, I have a question for you: how many excellent shaves do you get for your $2.50+ per cartridge? One more time Spuds, you can buy a decent DE blade you will get 4 shaves out of for 10 cents! (US). Actually, $2.50 will only get you a Chicom counterfeit. Do yourselves a favor and "drop the dildo." Don't buy into the CON that more blades are better than one. Where will it end? A fucking Jason mask with 99 vibrating blades inside?

Do the math. Also consider the amount of plastic bullshit you are putting in the landfill. Be a man!

OOOhhh, look, you can save a whole USD on 8! Got to love the price per 100... compare this to 100 of even the fanciest DE brands! Seriously, I want some users/marks to comment and let me know the lifespan of these carts - don't be shy!