ARKO

ARKO!
Buy it!
Use it!
Be a man!

This is LITERALLY NOT FOR VEGANS! ARKO contains beef tallow, and the cognoscenti agree that is produces copious amounts of rich, slick, pillowy lather. My shitty RiteAid boar brush can hold enough arko lather for a full 3 pass shave. Because of the tallow, it actually has a pulldate. This shit is beyond economical - it will blow your mind. You can get a stick delivered CONUS for under 2 bucks. It will last for months. You may also appreciate the undeniable manliness, minimalism and eco-friendliness of the packaging, and the fact that you don't need a bowl or a fancy 'scuttle' or any of that girly-man crap to clutter up your bathroom. Use is simple: Wet face. Wet end of stick. rub end of stick on face just a few times. Watch the lather EXPLODE with the first few strokes of the brush. The beauty of the stick is that the more growth you have, the more soap is delivered - so it gives you what you need every time. Snobs and whimps object to ARKO because of its price (way too cheap to be any good) and the smell. The smell is strong, but pleasant and manly. I happen to love it. If you go back to the canned goo after trying this wonderful and frugal product, G-d help you.